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Unable to afford phonebooks,
Cokeman makes use of various online phone books such as
Four11.com and
Switchboard.com.
These sites are highly effecient in locating people or businesses.
During certain operations, our subject has needed weather reports.
Being intelligent enough, he does not trust the predictions made
by the local television stations. Instead, he is insolent enough
to use the US Government's latest satellite information, which
has been made available to you below.
Thousands of files at
shareware.com have been made available to us. The reason for
using a public resource is that government funding in the software
department has been cut substantially. Besides, this provides us
with anonymity. The latter is the reason why this site is visited
by our subject.
Cokeman is also noted to watch several TV shows. That is where
he has obtained several skills. Through observation of
MacGyver,
it is claimed that he has the ability to get out of any situation.
This claim can be supported through Agent August as well as the
crazy loon "Otto". Also, he socializes with a cynical attitude.
As
Seinfeld would say, "not that there is anything wrong with it."
Further information can be obtained from the
Ultimate TV
List.
Since his last identified location was in Southern California,
it is suspected that he is getting a cut of Shaq's $120 million
paycheck. Rumors have it that Cokeman played a role in that
acquisition for the Lakers. The NBA
has been kind enough to let us use their resources to keep an eye on
people like O'Neal.
When our subject needs to send a message, he does it using
virtual
postcards. Sometimes, he even uses
virtual flowers.
The latter is multi-purpose. When desperate to send a message,
he uses specific colors of flowers to depict various situations.
However, most uses of flowers comes when he wants to toy with the
minds of innocent females.
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